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richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

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howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

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titlefightclub:

this will never let me down

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psychedelic-psychiatrist:

the-tsars-blog:

The Flying Fuck

This is like favorite gif now

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hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

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condorn:

yeah ur secrets safe with me
I wasn’t listening in the first place

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Are you single? ;)
Asked by Anonymous

kaliforhnia:

Bitch I might be

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gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm