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How I Met My Consolation Prize

How We Destroyed 9 Seasons Worth of Character Development

How Your Mom is Basically Another Girl That I Banged

How I Got Over Robin — Oh, Just Kidding

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u are so annoying, everything u do is for attention!
Asked by Anonymous


my plan is working. welcome to my blog, where it’s all about me.

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if we date im literally stealing all your sweatpants and hoodies

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Date someone who would rather watch your favorite movie with you then go to a party on Friday night. Date someone who will share their food with you even though you said you didn’t want any. Date someone who will warm your hands in the winter and kiss your pink nose. Date someone who will text you they love you at 2am and at 9pm. Date someone who will let you change the station in the car when they’re driving. Date someone who can make you smile when you would rather die. Date someone who makes your insides feel like you’ve just downed a bottle of vodka. Date someone who makes you better.

-- (via jessielou24)

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"Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!"

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Oh my fucking Zach Efron

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i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

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Monta Ellis beats the buzzer to defeat the Blazers.

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National Basketball Association teams and their arenas (inspired by x)