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crocspaperscissors:

godheadcomplex:

godheadcomplex:

apparently my college campus is getting burrito vending machines???

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why

someone has pointed out to me that the burrito box comes with free wifi

now im interested

did a burrito vending machine not interest you????

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what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny

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overwished:

I learned flirting by playing The Sims 

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urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

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kanyewestniall:

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digitaltits:

*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*

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Define cheating. ‘Cheating is when you catch your significant other flirting or sleeping with another individual…’

NO. SCREW THAT.

Cheating is as simple as your significant other hiding text messages from you because they’re afraid you would misunderstand them.

Cheating is lying, secretly breaking promises, hiding things behind their back, etc because you don’t want to be “misunderstood” or simply because of another person.

CHEATING IS ANYTHING THAT INVOLVES UNFAITHFULNESS TOWARDS YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER EVEN IN THE SMALLEST, SIMPLEST WAYS.

IF YOU WERE UNFAITHFUL IN ANY WAY, THEN YOU CHEATED.

-- Straighten up (via alohamyprincess)

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youngblackandvegan:

cheating doesn’t happen by accident

and a part of being in a relationship

is not putting yourself in positions that make cheating and being unfaithful an option

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I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.